live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

(Source: patickstump)

thurdsay:

*has tumblr open in three tabs*


(Source: bartonfinks)

caseyanthonyofficial:

I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker

Being a good boyfriend is more than just what you do in front of your girl, it’s what you do when she ain’t around.

kingsleyyy:

talents: eating

natured:

I get insanely uncomfortable when people have their own selfies as their phone wallpaper. 

chinese-zeus:

lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva

katara:

how did you go from cute to annoying so fast