telapathetic:

Your party mustn’t be very good if you have to snapchat me all of it


(Source: oldschoolnickelodeon)

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

shavingryansprivates:

its been 12 years since shrek came out and im still having trouble coping with the fact that donkey fucked a dragon

teapayne:

*unplugs 100% charged iphone*

*slides to unlock*

battery 43%


(Source: worshipgifs)

maliciousmelons:

"talk dirty to me"

image

untexting:

some people’s selfie game is so strong that makes me feel uncomfortable


tomiswatching:

peaceypanic:

fearisdead:

missythemermaid:

Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide

are you fucking for real

Oh man, i was actually looking for this the other day.

Yay it’s back to remind me of something awesome I haven’t gotten done yet

this is fucking sick