Your party mustn’t be very good if you have to snapchat me all of it
if you’re reading this i’m beautiful
its been 12 years since shrek came out and im still having trouble coping with the fact that donkey fucked a dragon
*unplugs 100% charged iphone*
*slides to unlock*
"talk dirty to me"
some people’s selfie game is so strong that makes me feel uncomfortable
Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide
are you fucking for real
Oh man, i was actually looking for this the other day.
Yay it’s back to remind me of something awesome I haven’t gotten done yet
this is fucking sick