my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

(Source: alieniverson)


im literally tired 30 hours a day


if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence


on my grave i want VIP not RIP

(Source: baesitter)

I enjoy controlled loneliness. I like wandering around the city alone. I’m not afraid of coming back to an empty flat and lying down in an empty bed. I’m afraid of having no one to miss, of having no one to love.
Kuba Wojewodzki, Polish journalist and comedian (via original-thoughts)

(Source: wordsthat-speak)