if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic
"Who’s flat now?"
whos flat now
*has tumblr open in three tabs*
I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker
I get insanely uncomfortable when people have their own selfies as their phone wallpaper.
lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva
how did you go from cute to annoying so fast