true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me
this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever read
long distance relationships aren’t so bad if ur dick is long enough 2 reach ur girl hahaha swag
(Source: edwad)
