I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker
I get insanely uncomfortable when people have their own selfies as their phone wallpaper.
lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva
how did you go from cute to annoying so fast
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao